The Office Heretic

THE OFFICE SPACE, IS PATHETIC.
IN YOUR FACE, I AM SYMPATHETIC.
BY YOUR EYES, IT IS CHAOTIC.
FROM YOUR CRIES, IT IS FRANTIC.
NAME YOUR PRICE, LET'S BE PRACTIC.

TALK TO BOSS, SHE IS CIVIC.
IDEA TO TOSS, BUT NO LOGIC.
JAWS TO PAUSE, OH SO DRASTIC.
IT IS COST, YOU IDIOTIC.
IN MY CROSS, JUST SO CYNIC.

Dedicated to the Sardine Pack